Spring Breakers Film Review

The Flick: Although this movie was 94 minutes they will never get back (and more time than it took for Nana Fischer to do James Franco’s cornrows), Bill and Erin assure you the next 4 minutes will not be wasted. Watch as Erin loses her panties and Bill loses his shotgun all while providing deep insight into this glorified episode of ‘MTVs Spring Break: Sarasota FL’ starring James Franco and Disney’s sweetheart, Selena Gomez in her first R-rated film. An R-rated doll clip is included!

Vital Statistics
Director: Harmony Korine
Writer: Harmony Korine
Makeup/Dental Prosthetics: Gary Archer (also assisted Lisa Pellechio of craft service with grill repair)
‘The Snorting Jock’: Shawn Larkin
References to movies of higher caliber than Spring Breakers in Spring Breakers: Star Wars IV- A New Hope, Goonies and Scarface